Jesus turns up to take away all the wines and goodness from the Earth

A SCEPTICAL BIBLE READING OF REVELATION 14

With the Beast’s forces given the number 666 at the close of Chapter 13, this Chapter reminds us from the outset that God’s righteous ones number some 144.000 giving the Godly something of a numerical advantage over a grossly outnumbered opponent. It is not going to be a close call narrow victory, but a holy massacre of the dammed.

The winners always write history, but here we have the victory written over 2000 years before the battle, so Revelation is at best propaganda by the pro-God militia.

The 144,000 hear a song from Heaven, sung by God and all his Heavenly guests, including the multi-eyed monsters representing the four corners of the Earth. The 144,000 hear the rally call and pledge their commitment to the impending battle. Each of the 1444,000 is a virgin. An Angel (God's airforce division representative) serving as their spiritual drill sergeant flies over each of the 144,000 calling on them to repent their sins to render themselves pure in spirit, ready for the conflict to come.

A second angel arrives, announcing news of how the battle is raging. It (un-named angel genders are never specified in the Bible, though many take them as male. None of the named ones being female) declares that Babylon has fallen.

A third angel tells the mortals among the 666 servants of the Beast that they will face fire & brimstone Hell for choosing the losing side for God is clearly not happy with their choice (even though in pre-ordaining and prophesising it all God gave them no choice anyway).

John is called upon to recite the names of the righteous who fall in the battle between the opposing armies of angels, as these heroes of the army of God are assured of a place in Heaven.

Christ puts in a personal cameo appearance now, riding in on a cloud, wearing a golden crown and bearing a sharp sickle.

A fourth angel manifests it and instructs Christ (taking orders from an underling?) to wield the sickle. Jesus sticks the sickle into the Earth and all that is good in the World is destroyed. (Tasty foods, earthly pleasures, etc).

A 5th Angel now instructs and orders Christ to thrust the sickle again, and the vineyard grape all dies, robbing us of the joys of alcoholic beverages. The wine-presses start to pour out blood instead of wine (a reversal of the transubstantiation of Christ’s blood conjuring trick from the Last Supper.

The text of Revelation - http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/text/revelation-kjv.html

Arthur Chappell

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