CONTENTS – FUNNY PAGES

 

Pages on this website that will hopefully give you a good laugh. 

 

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE APOCALYPSE Death has a grievance

 

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH A drunken Nobel Peace Prize winner makes an unfortunate thank you speech.

 

 Am I Six Degrees From Kevin Bacon?

ARE YOU AN ANDROID? A Bladerunner spoof self assessment questionaire.

BALD - On being hairless. 

The best Holmes – The Worst Watson

BLACKPOOL AND BEYOND story -  

BOOK REVIEWS  HUMOUR

THE BUCKET LIST – TEN BUCKETS TO KICK BEFORE YOU DIE Spoof of the things to do before you die fad

COME DINE WITH ME - What I'd cook if I went on the reality TV show

Dear God are You Stalking Me A satire on God’s psychotic obsession with humanity

DOCTOR WHO FAN-FICTION – SHEER NAKED TERROR - SHEER NAKED TERROR    (Doctor Who Fanzine Short Story) Published in Chronos Books Fanzine volume One, the story of an interstellar nudist colony.

DON QUIXOTE IN CANDLEWICK GREEN (POEM) 

Duck Dynasty – Reviewing A Show I Never Watch

 

 

EGG-HEAD - Creating joke captions around a photo of myself 

EVEREST THE HARD WAY (POEM)

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER A useful guide to a major spoof religion

 

FOR ANYONE WHO HATES GUITAR HERO AS MUCH AS I DO - Spoof on the popular Wii pastime. 

How Do I Get My House Haunted?

How  Much Spider is There In Spiderman?

HUMOUR (BOOKS REVIEWS)

HUMOUR AND FUN -  -    What exactly is funny? 

IF I WAS A GUEST ON COME DINE WITH ME 

JESTERS - LOCAL HERO - SAMUEL (MAGGOTY) JOHNSON - The bizarre but true life of an eccentric Cheshire court jester and dramatist.

JFK – The Case solved At Last

Life Is Not Like A Box Of Chocolates

MADE UP FILM TITLES - a touch of silliness

ME ME ME PEOPLE - Narcissistic opinionated people who just never shut up and think everything evolves around them.

-MY FAVOURITE MONTY PYTHON COMEDY SKETCHES An appreciation, and reviews of their best sketches 

JOKE CAPTIONS FOR A PHOTO -a photo of me and several one line jokes based on it 

MY 100TH HUB – THE QUEEN THANKS ME  Silly spoof for my 100th Hub posting

 MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000  A TV show that celebrated lousy films - very funny.

ON BEHALF OF OUR CLIENT (poem)

ON TEACHING MY GRANNY HOW TO SUCK EGGS Taking a si;;y clichι rather literally

PESSIMISM THE DARK AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - A humorous argument in favour of pessimism. 

PHILOSOPHY – WHY SHOULD I LIVE? WHY SHOULD I LIVE WHEN OTHERS DIE? -Philosophy Now article on the value of an individual Human life played out in a plane crash scenario where some passengers must die to save the rest of the people on board.

RELIGIOUS CREATIONISM – ARK! 'ARK! WHAT A LARK! C'Creationists under fire. Debunking the Noah's Ark legend.

SEX TIPS - Not to be taken too seriously. 

SHORT FUN ITEMS - Shameless silliness.

SHOULD THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS REALLY MEAN THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS?

SHOWERS - Why I hate them as a way to get clean. 

 

SIX INTO ONE SLASH FAN FICTION - THE PRISONER - SIX INTO ONE 

SLEEPING AROUND (Poem) 

SLOW BUS TO STOCKPORT (poem) 

SLOW MOVING PEOPLE - The frustration of being stuck behind pedestrians who won't get out of your way. 

SO MUCH PROOF OF WITCHCRAFT AND YET YE DO NOTHING What a 17th century witch-finder would think of TV and media witchcraft entertainment today

So You Want To Go Viral Eh?

Taking Selfies

THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT (poem) 

TIME MANAGEMENT -  TIME'S UP - IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK.Time management, humorous essay on how much time we waste when we only get one life to live. 

 URBAN LEGEND (poem)

WHY I HATE GUITAR HERO Spoof of the popular music game / education guide

WHY I SHOULD BE THE NEXT POPE – Written upon news of the resignation of Pope Benedict Sixteenth going public.

YOU HAVE TO QUAGMIRE SOME PEOPLE (Poem)

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES Send of of daily media star sign readings

Arthur Chappell

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