CONTENTS FUNNY PAGES
Pages on this website that will hopefully give you a good laugh.
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE APOCALYPSE Death has a grievance
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH A drunken Nobel Peace Prize winner makes an unfortunate thank you speech.
ARE YOU AN ANDROID? A Bladerunner spoof self assessment questionaire.
BALD - On being hairless.
BLACKPOOL AND BEYOND story -
BOOK REVIEWS HUMOUR
COME DINE WITH ME - What I'd cook if I went on the reality TV show
Dear God are You Stalking Me A satire on Gods psychotic obsession with humanity
DOCTOR WHO FAN-FICTION SHEER NAKED TERROR - SHEER NAKED TERROR (Doctor Who Fanzine Short Story) Published in Chronos Books Fanzine volume One, the story of an interstellar nudist colony.
EGG-HEAD - Creating joke captions around a photo of myself
EVEREST THE HARD WAY (POEM)
FOR ANYONE WHO HATES GUITAR HERO AS MUCH AS I DO - Spoof on the popular Wii pastime.
HUMOUR (BOOKS REVIEWS)
HUMOUR AND FUN - - What exactly is funny?
JESTERS - LOCAL HERO - SAMUEL (MAGGOTY) JOHNSON - The bizarre but true life of an eccentric Cheshire court jester and dramatist.
MADE UP FILM TITLES - a touch of silliness
ME ME ME PEOPLE - Narcissistic opinionated people who just never shut up and think everything evolves around them.
-MY FAVOURITE MONTY PYTHON COMEDY SKETCHES An appreciation, and reviews of their best sketches
JOKE CAPTIONS FOR A PHOTO -a photo of me and several one line jokes based on it
MY 100TH HUB THE QUEEN THANKS ME Silly spoof for my 100th Hub posting
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 A TV show that celebrated lousy films - very funny.
ON BEHALF OF OUR CLIENT (poem)
ON TEACHING MY GRANNY HOW TO SUCK EGGS Taking a si;;y clichι rather literally
PESSIMISM THE DARK AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - A humorous argument in favour of pessimism.
PHILOSOPHY WHY SHOULD I LIVE? WHY SHOULD I LIVE WHEN OTHERS DIE? -Philosophy Now article on the value of an individual Human life played out in a plane crash scenario where some passengers must die to save the rest of the people on board.
SEX TIPS - Not to be taken too seriously.
SHORT FUN ITEMS - Shameless silliness.
SHOWERS - Why I hate them as a way to get clean.
SIX INTO ONE SLASH FAN FICTION - THE PRISONER - SIX INTO ONE
SLEEPING AROUND (Poem)
SLOW BUS TO STOCKPORT (poem)
SLOW MOVING PEOPLE - The frustration of being stuck behind pedestrians who won't get out of your way.
SO MUCH PROOF OF WITCHCRAFT AND YET YE DO NOTHING What a 17th century witch-finder would think of TV and media witchcraft entertainment today
THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT (poem)
TIME MANAGEMENT - TIME'S UP - IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK.Time management, humorous essay on how much time we waste when we only get one life to live.
URBAN LEGEND (poem)
WHY I HATE GUITAR HERO Spoof of the popular music game / education guide
WHY I SHOULD BE THE NEXT POPE Written upon news of the resignation of Pope Benedict Sixteenth going public.
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES Send of of daily media star sign readings
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