Mr. Tofuso, on behalf of Hiroshi-Hikarus Ltd., may I express my personal condolences on learning of the loss of your delightful home and the destruction of your car last Thursday. I am glad that you and your wife and your three children escaped the disaster relatively unscathed.
In response to your inquiry, I am sure you appreciate that thousands of similar claims and requests have been made, and I have regrettably had to send the same reply to each and every one of you. We do not pay out third party insurance policies on acts of Godzilla.
© Copyright. Arthur
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