ON BEHALF OF OUR CLIENT
Dear Mister Klunk, of the ACME Patent
Trading Corporation, We wish to claim
Compensation for our injured client,
Wile E. Coyote (Genius), who’s aim
In buying your Mark Five Supa Nova
Rocket boots was catching himself dinner.
(Wringing the Beep-Beep neck of that bovva-
Bird, Speedicus Maximus, or Road-Runner,
Was incidental). Wile E. was starving.
Your ‘Tell ‘im to open a tin of beans’
Remark was insensitive. Inspecting
Your firm’s part in his past injuries seems
To call for more money than when you blokes
Sold him that chain saw kite-bike. That’s all folks!
© Copyright. Arthur
Chappell
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