We played paintball, and I let myself fall†
In the mud during the assault course run
Before we went off swimming around, all
Fully dressed while we messed Ė Oh, so much fun.
Trash the dress is all the rage nowadays
Itís not like Iíll ever wear it again
Even trashing my husband if he plays
Around and completely fails to explain
And having to remarry, I wonít glide
Down the church aisle dressed in a virginís white
So I wore it on the big water-slide
Before the bridesmaids and I had a food fight
Thereís not many tears or much of a mess
The corsetís covered in custard and peas
I guess I should have bought my own dress
But can I have the deposit back, please?
( Planning on trashing your wedding dress? Do so after the wedding, not before, during or instead of.).
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