††††††††††††††††††††††† TRASH THE DRESS



We played paintball, and I let myself fall

In the mud during the assault course run

Before we went off swimming around, all

Fully dressed while we messed Ė Oh, so much fun.


Trash the dress is all the rage nowadays

Itís not like Iíll ever wear it again

Even trashing my husband if he plays

Around and completely fails to explain


And having to remarry, I wonít glide

Down the church aisle dressed in a virginís white

So I wore it on the big water-slide

Before the bridesmaids and I had a food fight


Thereís not many tears or much of a mess

The corsetís covered in custard and peas

I guess I should have bought my own dress

But can I have the deposit back, please?


Arthur Chappell


( Planning on trashing your wedding dress? Do so after the wedding, not before, during or instead of.).


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